Change or Adapt

Some nuclear testing results in a rapid meltdown of the polar ice cap.Scientists warn the world that they have only three weeks left before the entire planet is submerged. Catholics run to Rome for salvation, Muslims to Mecca, Americans to their TV sets, etc. Meantime, a throng of Jews gathers in Brooklyn where a certain rabbi is just concluding the afternoon prayer. He turns to the microphone array and says, “Yidden! We have three weeks to learn to live underwater!”

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